well not exactly but it was REALLY close. Okay, let me tell you the whole story before you start to jump to conclusions. After Morgans narrow escape from a vicious flock of seagulls, my Mom dared her to lie down with crackers on her stomach. She totally chickened out, so I had to do it. My mom decided to videotape it. First, I gave them all crackers so about a hundred seagulls were surrounding me After I laid on the ground with crackers all over me about ten minutes, I decided to put a hat over my face hoping they'd think i was just a blob. About three minutes later, I felt a thwump on my belly. A brave seagull who was hoovering above me decided to eat off me. It felt weird. Natrally, my Mom managed not to catch it on video. It happened again. And again. neither of the times did my Mom catch it on tape. I dont know what she was pointing that camra at but it certainly wasn't me. f
Feeling a little discouraged, I shooed all the seagulls away. That was my second neardeath experince. Can you guys comment Puh-leez, not that I really care, but I want to make Morgan really mad that you guys commented for me and not her.
MILES AND SMILES!
Tatum
P.S. Morgan has sunburnt feet and armpits.
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I HAVE SURPASSED EVERYBODY IN COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!
ok the whole point im commenting is just to make morgan mad cuz im commenting on Tatums, its fun to make her mad :) I cant believe u were eaten alive by seagulls and u lived to tell about it!
thats too bad that your mom didn't catch it on video thats afv quality stuff
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